Cosmic Dirt Horoscope: Friday April 22

Lawn chairs, check. Blankets, check. Sour worms, check. Reminder: Lyrids meteor event on Friday morning, after midnight.

A number of fluctuating aspects to Luna throughout the day, could have us experiencing some ups and down. As she shifts into serious Capricorn, we’ll be cautious not become a slave to our emotions, by concentrating on our work and responsibilities. Tonight, Venus (love and money) conjuncts unique Uranus, and we’re in the mood for something a bit more unusual and risque. Bizarre love attractions intrigue our curiosities, whether that be falling head over hills for someone (or something) totally different than what we’re normally use to. Insight from the Ace of Cups rx and The Tower rx: We’re uncomfortable as the shite could hit the fan.

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